How ohayou works

The first day

1. Say !ohayou. You get your ration. Come back tomorrow and say it again. Say it every day and the ration grows.
2. Buy a cat. !buy cat costs 12 and adds 1 to every ration you draw from then on.
3. Buy an acre. Land is the cap on everything. Twenty cats fill one, and most buildings want an acre to themselves.
4. Dig. A quarry and an oil well feed the crafting tree, and what you build there pays you every ration for good.

Miss a day and your streak resets. Nothing you own is lost. Check where you stand with !stats and !inventory.

The shop

Everything the bot sells, cheapest first. Buy with !buy <name>, or !buy <name> max to spend what you have.

Made, not bought

None of these are for sale. The quarry digs metals and the oil well pumps barrels; !build <name> turns them into parts, and parts into buildings that earn every ration. !recipe <name> says what one needs.

• iron, from the quarry
• copper, from the quarry
• uranium, from the quarry, rarely

The commands

!ohayou

Your daily ration. Once a day, in a channel.

!items !item

Browse the shop by category, or read one thing up close.

!buy

Buy one, a number, or max.

!use

Set a thing working: a quarry, an oil well, a cattery, a vault.

!equip !unequip

Put armor on and take it off.

!build !recipe

Craft a part or a building, and see what one costs.

!quarry

The metals you have dug up so far.

!steal

Rob someone. Get caught and you pay a fine and earn nothing until it clears.

!deposit !withdraw

Move ohayous in and out of your vault. Thieves only reach what is not in it.

!report

After a robbery, have the police guard you for a few hours.

!stats !inventory !top

Your standing, your things, and who is richest.

!register !identify

Tie your assets to your services account so nobody on your nick can touch them.

!territory

How your land is drawn on the map, and which deer flies over it.

!news

What has happened lately, out there.

!help <topic> in the channel covers any of these in more detail.